5V Does Not mean 5 Cylinder. 

"HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo) 02/15/2016 at 00:03 • Filed to: None

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Why do people not know about their own cars.

This 1.8t AudiTT is listed as a 5 cylinder. I’m guessing they think that, because it’s a 5(20) valve engine, which the engine cover proudly proclaims.

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Sovereign, Purveyor of Coupes > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 02/15/2016 at 00:08

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“DO YOU KNOW AUDIS????
If not this car is not for you.”

Is that why you’re selling it?

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Sovereign, Purveyor of Coupes 02/15/2016 at 00:09

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Hahaha. perfect. (I seriously hadn’t read that)

Short-throw Granny Shifter is 2 #blessed 2b stressed > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 02/15/2016 at 00:13

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1 valve per cylinder, duh!

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 02/15/2016 at 00:14

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That or they googled Audi TT and saw 5cylinder, which the newer generations are.

Also, “Limited of audition”.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 02/15/2016 at 00:20

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So I have to audition to buy it? but they are only allowing a limited number of auditions?

Tapas > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 02/15/2016 at 00:24

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Well duh! Audi many maudiels have limited auditions!

TheOnelectronic > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 02/15/2016 at 00:36

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Similarly, I love seeing oblivious dealers try to sell cars that aren’t F-150s or Corollas.

Saw an ad for an STI that remarked on the “amazing fuel economy!” and “Power windows!”

TheOnelectronic > TheOnelectronic 02/15/2016 at 00:37

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“This car does not know what snow is or salt is.”

“Comes with 2 sets rims and tires winter and summer.”

If it’s never seen snow, why does it need winter tires?

DrJohannVegas > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 02/15/2016 at 00:39

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“DO YOU KNOW AUDIS?????”

“Color is like a dark grey or something?!?”

Actually, dipshit, it’s Nimbus Grey. You also have the orange interior. That makes this one of the insufferable fucking Neiman Marcus cars. Not one of a kind, but one of a few.

> commences wanking motion

> knows Audis.

Wacko > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 02/15/2016 at 00:40

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Comes with wintertires, but has never saw snow?.

I don’t know, but i’m calling bullshit on doesn’t know what salt or snow is.

CTSenVy > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 02/15/2016 at 00:53

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This car does not know what snow is or salt is.

Two lines later.

Comes with 2 sets rims and tires winter and summer.

If it’s never seen snow or salt, why does it have winter tires?

CRider > Short-throw Granny Shifter is 2 #blessed 2b stressed 02/15/2016 at 00:57

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Gotta love those two stroke Audis.

Ej8gUy > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 02/15/2016 at 01:38

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Looks like they changed the AD? Either way, I am compelled to troll this guy and send an email inquiring about this “limited audition” machine.

touring the brook - now with ZHP! > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 02/15/2016 at 11:08

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This is like every time I see a BMW of some sorts and the ad says:

2008 BMW 535i!! GOOD CAR FULLY LOADED

blah blah blah 3.0 liter turbocharged V6!!